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Halloween Candy Makes Halloween Safe and Enjoyable! By Norman Morrison
I have spent a great deal of time on the other pages outlining Halloween
strategy for the Trick or Treater in dealing with the potential victim in order to secure more Halloween
Candy.
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In the face of my charity to you, the potential Halloween candy victim, blatant and
erroneous suspicion has already been cast by reviewers of my Halloween Home website that I am "working both sides
of the street."Frankly, I am stunned and mystified.
Nothing could be further from the truth. I feel it my solemn duty and responsibility to spend a
bit of time in wise counsel with you, the Halloween Candy victim, to make your Halloween activities as pleasurable
as possible.
Be proud to be a Halloween victim or target. You serve a great and noble function. Were it not for
you there would be no Halloween at all. Trick or Treaters would have no mission on Halloween night, if there were
no Halloween candy to be had, and you, my dear friend, are the Halloween Candy repository. You are to the Halloween
Trick or Treater as the oyster is to the predatory starfish. Be proud. But beware!
Giving Coal instead of Halloween Candy Is Living Life Dangerously
Some Halloween candy victims live dangerously. Instead of handing out delicious Halloween
chocolate candy, Halloween gummy bears, pumpkin balls, and the like, they give out coal.
After a quick trip down to the basement coal room, the Halloween candy victim, kicking up
the heels, as it were, returns with a sack full of candy sized coal bits, or worse, spent coal clinkers.
When the Halloween children come to the door, all smiles (with their incisors showing) and
say, "Trick or Treat," the clever victim reaches into his coal sack and in the darkened doorway drops the coaly
bits into the sacks. The children retreat, shaking their sacks, hearing the coal rattling around, thinking that
they have made a great Halloween coup, only later to discover that they have been had.
If the Halloween candy coal caper succeeds, then all is well and good, but if the children
even suspect you, then it's going to be a very long night. Let me assure you of this.
Turning Off the Lights Gives Only Short Term Gains
Simply turning off your porch or house lights may seem to be the complete answer to
not being assaulted for your hoard of rich, sweet tasting Halloween candies. However, Halloween Trick or
Treaters have long memories.
Particularly in smaller, tighter neighborhoods, the LAST thing you want, is to be marked
as a Halloween Candy hoarder. This could lead to toilet paper in your trees, or worse, the old cow poop in the
burning sack ploy. The great Chicago fire was started in this way. Keep that in mind.
The answer, of course, is to provide ample Halloween candy, candy corn, jelly beans, candy
sticks, bubble gum, red candy, orange candy, and even bubble gum gumballs for the Halloween Trick or Treaters. The
price should be NO object, as your early pain will give you significant gain as the Halloween children see that you
are a good victim.
What Kind of Halloween Candy?
For the average Halloween candy victim, the answer may be as simple as a quick trip to
Walmart or the grocery store for a sack of Halloween candy & chocolate.
However, if you are especially popular in your town, you may wish to consider Halloween
candy in bulk, or even novelty and gift candies. You can't beat the almighty Harry Potter Bertie Botts Beans, for example. Pray that the Trick or Treater does not get an ear wax or
snot flavored jelly bean.
For troublesome neighborhoods, you may even give yourself extra insurance by purchasing
king size candy and candy packs for distribution.
Halloween Parties and Bulk Candy
Some Halloween victims seek to short circuit the whole process by putting on lavish
Halloween Costume balls. This usually works to great effect. It's something worth considering. Meet your guests at
the door with milk chocolate. This sets the mood and tone of your Halloween party event.
Halloween parties mean that you need to purchase your candy - bulk fashion, because your
guests will demand it of you. For extra peace on Halloween night, it's best to offer novelty and gifts, old
fashioned & nostalgic candy, and of course, delicious gummi bears gummi worms. Gummi worms make for a
delightful evening of atrocious fun!
Haul out your best king size candy packs and novelty candy as well. Stay away from store
bought trinkets as well as apples, oranges, and especially coal.
Ensure your peace and tranquility this Halloween by being the perfect Halloween victim.
Sometimes it is much better to just give in and give out. It's what's expected of the BEST Halloween Host or
Halloween Hostess on the greatest of all nights, Halloween!
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Giving Coal instead of Halloween Candy Is Living Life Dangerously
Simply turning off your porch or house lights may seem to be the complete answer to
not being assaulted for your hoard of rich, sweet tasting Halloween candies. However, Halloween Trick or
Treaters have long memories.
